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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:15 pm 
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, and not to mention ____(fill in the thing you're not mentioning here)____.

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^^ which reminds me of

"And now for someone who needs no introduction" but I'm gonna say their name anyway just in case someone in the audience actually has no idea who it is.

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^^ which reminds me of

"And now for someone who needs no introduction" but I'm gonna say their name anyway just in case someone in the audience actually has no idea who it is.

My all time fave intro...

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...David Rappaport. NOT the smallest man in the world....but, fucking close!"

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Recognizing the hidden signs of a potential stroke.

But if they're hidden, how can I recognize 'em :?

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War on Terror

(Which translates to war on war).

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friendly fire



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Milton Bradley
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Donut holes

The theme song for this one is "Something From Nothing" by Foo Fighters

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From the corner of my eye I noticed spam ^^^

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Milton Bradley
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Hidden sign oops! My bad! :oops:

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Professor McConaughey
https://www.kcci.com/article/actor-matthew-mcconaughey-joins-university-of-texas-as-faculty-professor/28847174

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Professor McConaughey
https://www.kcci.com/article/actor-matthew-mcconaughey-joins-university-of-texas-as-faculty-professor/28847174

Professor Mcconaughey: Did you finish your 10 page paper on bongo drums?

Student: No.

Professor Mcconaughey: Be a lot cooler if you did....
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Last night as I was setting up for my gig, I ordered Buffalo Wings which I intended to eat after set, but before start. Being Friday the 13th, the PA Gods decided to fuck with me. I didn't get to eat until my 1st set break....at which time I enjoyed my:

cold hot wings

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"Dr" Joseph Mengele - medical torturer

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