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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:50 pm 
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vairyations on the lightbulb theme :<br><br>how many gerry adamsas does it tale to change a lightbulb ?<br>none - irish lightbulbs have the right to determin their own future<br><br>how many bangor ( substitute the location to suite ) teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ?<br>two - one to mix the gin & tonic, the other to call daddy.<br><br>mungo<br><br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:51 pm 
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now, perhaps you can answer this :<br><br>why do women have legs ?<br><br>mungo

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:26 pm 
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What does the N stand for on Nebraska's helmets?<br><br>Nowledge.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:18 am 
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[quote author=dallas alice link=board=general;num=1081380548;start=0#2 date=04/07/04 at 16:51:48]now, perhaps you can answer this :<br><br>why do women have legs ?<br><br>[/quote]<br>I might regret this, but why?


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[quote author=dallas alice link=board=general;num=1081380548;start=0#2 date=04/07/04 at 16:51:48]now, perhaps you can answer this :<br><br>why do women have legs ?<br><br>mungo[/quote]<br><br>Like UB, I am reluctantly curious, Mung. Why is it?<br><br><br><br>I do know they wear underwear to keep the dandruff off their shoes.  (Ka-boom, ching!)<br><br><br>Thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen! Next show starts in one hour.<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:28 pm 
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so they dont leave a slimy trail behind like a snail<br><br>its bad - i apologise<br><br>so, why do gals have 2 holes ?<br><br>mungo<br><br>

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