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 Post subject: Re: I Hate Christmas....
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:34 pm 
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[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=general;num=1071715791;start=15#24 date=12/18/03 at 18:31:32]It's easy. First, buy as few presents as possible. Then, ask people what they want, and buy that. Stay away from your family of origin.... maybe a quick phone call, that's it. In my immediate family, my wife buys her own gifts and gives them to me to wrap, and vice versa. Maybe 5% of our gifts are actual surprises, and those are the cheap ones. See how simple it is? Works like a charm. And by all means, don't do anything that is actually religious, which only stirs up all sorts of crap.  ;D<br><br>Or, go jewish or hindu or islam. That's the ticket.  ;D[/quote]<br>You could always fake your own murder and dismemberment to get out of "celebrating"<br>and collect on an insurance policy as well.<br>

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