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just plain doug
 Post subject: Re: Tits without Tits
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:57 am 
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Melania Trump
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Breaking News Chesty has tits

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Trapston Cheesely IV
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Hmmm. Which race was "Chesty" prejudiced against? Or maybe I should address that question to Spacebrother?
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Melania Trump
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Frank knew his Tits :smoke:
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Milton Bradley
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Hmmm. Which race was "Chesty"


What do you mean by Was? Did he gain control over his cellular structure & recently morph into something else? Even skeletons are identified as either male or female; but anyway, I digress...

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Melania Trump
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Milton Bradley wrote:
Trapston Cheesely IV wrote:
Hmmm. Which race was "Chesty"


What do you mean by Was? Did he gain control over his cellular structure & recently morph into something else? Even skeletons are identified as either male or female; but anyway, I digress...

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Lucky Pole :smoke:
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Melania Trump
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Nice :smoke:
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Gray_Ghost
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Melania Trump
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Was she pregnant :shock:
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Car Crazy Cutie

Run a-run a doo run run
Wo run a-run a doo run run
Wo run a-run a doo run run
Wo run a-run a doo run run

Well my steady little doll is a real-live beauty
And everybody knows she's a car crazy cutie
She's hip to everything man from customs to rails
And axel grease imbedded 'neath her fingernails

Wo yeah (Run a-run a doo run run)
Wo oh oh oh (Wo run a-run a doo run run)
Oh oh oh now cutie (Wo run a-run a doo run run)
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (Wo run a-run a doo run run)

A power shift in second and a-ridin' the clutch
My car crazy cutie, man, she's just too much
I take her to the drags, man, and everyone flips
For her big blue eyes and her candy apple lips

Wo yeah (Run a-run a doo run run)
Wo oh oh oh oh (Wo run a-run a doo run run)
Oh oh…

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Melania Trump
 Post subject: Re: Tits without Tits
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:21 pm 
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AGuyWithAWrench wrote:
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Car Crazy Cutie

Run a-run a doo run run
Wo run a-run a doo run run
Wo run a-run a doo run run
Wo run a-run a doo run run

Well my steady little doll is a real-live beauty
And everybody knows she's a car crazy cutie
She's hip to everything man from customs to rails
And axel grease imbedded 'neath her fingernails

Wo yeah (Run a-run a doo run run)
Wo oh oh oh (Wo run a-run a doo run run)
Oh oh oh now cutie (Wo run a-run a doo run run)
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (Wo run a-run a doo run run)

A power shift in second and a-ridin' the clutch
My car crazy cutie, man, she's just too much
I take her to the drags, man, and everyone flips
For her big blue eyes and her candy apple lips

Wo yeah (Run a-run a doo run run)
Wo oh oh oh oh (Wo run a-run a doo run run)
Oh oh…


Those can't be real, I'll get Donald to test them :smoke:
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MentalTossFlycoon
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Melania Trump
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That just put my off my breakfast but Donald wants to see more :oops:
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Milton Bradley
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Cynthia Myers - they don't grow 'em like that so much anymore.

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Gray_Ghost
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Cynthia Myers - they don't grow 'em like that so much anymore.


The chiropractors dream

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Melania Trump
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and will make america great again, also good in the event of a crash
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Milton Bradley
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and will make america great again, also good in the event of a crash


Stock Market crash...not so much.

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Melania Trump
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think of the rebound :smoke:
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Milton Bradley
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