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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:07 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:29 am 
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i wasn't going to do this (post in this thread). i really wasn't.
but... it happened again (the steamboat dream),
and it really escalated from there.

the passengers were on fire. the serpents were watching(/waiting). the skies were crumbling in whispers.
yes, we experienced several levels of sky time.
the captain and i had... well, some issues.
he and i go way back. yet, i had no idea.
and apparently he had all the ideas. especially regarding steam heat.

i am not saying i caused this whole thing.
but i am also not saying i didn't.

the snipers held fire for SOME reason.

let us remember that.

also, the cuts in the screen were cut from the inside OUT.
this tells you (hopefully) quite a bit about who wanted out and just how badly.

so yeah. fuck it. this time it's real. I am done with circular breathing.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:35 am 
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That wasn't your weirdest dream, in my opinion. 8)


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:41 am 
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Nor that yours; nor this mine. That's 3 off-topic posts in a row! Start over! :)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:39 pm 
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I had one last night.

I was at the house I grew up in and Mom and Dad were there (they are dead in real life).

My Dad had this new lawn maintenance accessory (sort of like a weed whacker - but different).

The results were amazing! The lawn was perfectly manicured. It was as smooth and green as a pool table but he had carved perfect squares into the lawn like a checkerboard.

There was more stuff to do with my Mom but I can't remember it (I think it had something to do with an interesting item she had brought home from the store).

The End.

Definitely not my weirdest dream but it is the latest.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:23 pm 
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lapsed maps wrote:
I am done with circular breathing.
What, no more didgeridoo?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:47 am 
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ok guys, so, last night...
i am eating away at a plate of nachos. but these aren't the type of nachos that i
would normally attempt to consume. this is the ultimate biggie sized MONSTER MOUND of nachos.
first things first, these chips are WAY too big and need to be crushed/broken upon eating.
the crushing of the chips knocks off about 99% of the volcanic and heaping dollops of cheese.
also, there are way too many diced tomatoes which now range from cold to room temperature
to hot (thanks to the volcanic cheese). oh and the sour cream, was it mixed right in with the
cheese? if so, it isn't doing a very good job of cooling it or standing on it's own. and what kind of
meat is this? ground beef? i must know... just in case i ever decide to glue nacho chips to the
bottom of a plate. and do i really need this salsa "icing on the cake"? apparently so as there is
no scraping it off without taking everything else with it. well, with the exception of these stubborn
nacho chips (that bottom 3 inch layer "aint goin' nowhere!").

don't get me wrong... i like nachos, but DAMN. i was full, confused, irritated, and wishing that i would not have wasted my time.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:34 am 
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Be thankful it wasn't poutine.

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This one.

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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 3:13 am 
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the steamboat one?

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