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Mr_Green_Genes
 Post subject: Diseases of the forum
PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:27 am 
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I have contagious acute conjunctivitis in one eye, I caught from my nieces...

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Milton Bradley
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A dry scalp, but I'm gonna do something about it later in the show.

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Weapons-grade projectile diarrhea...

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KillUgly
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I've been suffering from bursitis in my left heel for the last two years. I've had to give up jogging and basketball. :x
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Post nasal drip. Hack! Hack!

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just plain doug
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Old Age, complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu.

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I'm still healthy, except for my mental health...but you have to expect these things in this kind of a forum.

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My_Name_Is_Fritz
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I've got Tourette everytime I see Guido Westerwelle (german foreign minister) and his fucking neoliberal friends on tv. Works with social democrats as well.

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I am schizo and still think Frank is not dead :|

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Mr_Green_Genes
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Since yesterday, I have a sore throat, as well...

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BBP
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Currently suffering from horrible indigestion. For some reason, every few months I'll get the foolish idea in my head that my sensitive stomach can actually handle orange juice. I need to quit doing that.
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calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:36 am 
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madcow1515 wrote:
Currently suffering from horrible indigestion. For some reason, every few months I'll get the foolish idea in my head that my sensitive stomach can actually handle orange juice. I need to quit doing that.


Is there an OJA? Maybe next time you can call a sponsor and get help at that critical juncture.
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calvin2hikers
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just plain doug wrote:
Old Age, complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu.


Didn't Mr. Burns find a cure on one episode of the Simpsons for "The Rocking Pnuemonia and Boogie Woogie Influenza?"
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Chronic depression. woo hoo!

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The Forum Killed Arkay
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... no, not really. It is a test finger, used in the laboratory. I'm safety testing medical devices these days.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh
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An imaginary one................. :mrgreen:

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just plain doug
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calvin2hikers wrote:
just plain doug wrote:
Old Age, complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu.


Didn't Mr. Burns find a cure on one episode of the Simpsons for "The Rocking Pnuemonia and Boogie Woogie Influenza?"

He didn't find a cure, but those two diseases were in the lab that Homer's mother raided, back in the '60's.
That episode was on just a week ago, by some strange coincidence.

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Mr_Green_Genes
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Gimme dat, gimme dat... :smurf:

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Count Choculitis

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh
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I've been suffering from CRS lately.

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Isaac. What happened to him?

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