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That damn Pinto!

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

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1978 Lincoln Mark V

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....

Porsche with 1 horse power

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....

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This brings back a memory of something I had completely forgotten about. An individual in my hometown liked to put different doll heads on the hood ornament of his car before driving around town. My father being the most reliable and sympathetic mechanic in town; would let people run a tab when they couldn't afford their repairs. This lead to him having many dealings with the more eccentric folks around, including this guy. This fellow was seen frequently with a bicycle adorned with random objects. This bicycle was a source of pride for him for a very odd reason. He would often tell my father how he had cut a hole in his bicycle seat, which in some way had contributed to his ability achieve a rigid erection at lightning fast speed! I can still hear Dad giggling wildly as he told this story one night after work.
Ah, memories!

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“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....