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So....funny story. I ride, but I'm not a "biker", if ya know what I mean. But I like my toys and I like bells & whistles. The wife and I are in a HD dealership and we're looking at the Ultra Limited......This, for those who don't know, is a pretty fuckin' decked out ride. I know that at the price point it was then that it was more than I needed and much more than I wanted to spend. My wife tends to be pinch a penny in general, but her eyes get big in situations like this. She's like "let's do it!". I'm like "c'mon, are you kidding".....she's not.

Short story long, somewhere out there is an HD dealer who tells the story about the guy who's ol'lady was all gung ho to spend on a big new HD and he says no!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 2:19 pm 
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^^^^^ ^^^^^
One of the lads, Johnny Long Arms, who has unnaturally some say freakishly long arms,
is a life long Honda Goldwing owner, his first bike was a Honda SL125 his second bike was
a 1975ish Honda GL1000 the first of many.....

Last year JLA and his better half had taken his/their 12 or 13 year old matt black monstrosity
on a road trip to the hell hole that is Auckland, where they happened to visit a café across
the road from a Honda dealership, that had the latest and spectacularly lit top spec and fully
accessorized sparkling gold Goldwing on a revolving platform in the window.....
JLA had zero intension of replacing the 2nd (some say 1st) love of his life,
but after they were done sipping their latte's they couldn't resist taking a closer look.....
He said no! trade in black beauty! no way! not on your life! never going to happen!
She said yes, they stayed a second night at the hell hole hotel and picked up their new ride
the next day.....

JLA still pines for that old black lump, for his last birthday the lads pitched in and gave JLA
and his better half colour matched sparkling gold crash helmets personalized with rhinestone cowboy
for him and rhinestone cowgirl for her, she loves them, JLA, not so much.....:lol:

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Saw this one in Morro Bay couldn't resist posting here... :idea:

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