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 Post subject: This is not a word.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:56 pm 
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Smell the inside of a fruit without cutting it open.


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 Post subject: Re: This is not a word.
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Smell the inside of a fruit without cutting it open.
"Squeeze it, squeeze it, squeeze it!"

--Bat :?:

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This is not a post! :roll:

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i'am HOLDING it NOW take A :?

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my hands and feet are mangos ???

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I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!

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Can I use a syringe? That might work.

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I know! It's a walking sundae!

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You melt the outside with an angry glare.


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ModifiedDog wrote:
my hands and feet are mangos ???



Yeah, but you're gonna be a genius anyway.



OTTO VON BISMARK STOLE MY UNICYCLE!

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Operations at the sink
The dribble liquid visible beneath his troubled eyes
Feels it tilt and start to slide

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Cabbages... knickers... it hasn't got a beak.

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I could play my guitar with my penis, but then I'd have to eat the newspaper.


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oyster wrote:
Smell the inside of a fruit without cutting it open.

Don't spread his legs.

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I could play my guitar with my penis, but then I'd have to eat the newspaper.

It's an acquired taste. After awhile, you get used to the ink.

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The indescribable pleasure felt when your brain connects with a piece of music.

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If the sea had brains I would suck them out but I cannot. The sea has no penis.


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the smothering of marmite upon one's penis. ........uh not that i'd not how that feels.

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 Post subject: Re: This is not a word.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:26 am 
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Ginormous
This is not a word. The tipping point for me was hearing this used in a semi formal interview with a "scientist". He was describing things in space as being ginormous. I greatly dislike when teenage girl culture manages to permeate through the adult world, though it seems to be the norm. Do we really need to bend ourselves to conform to this kind of nonsense?


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