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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:08 am 
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Hands out of time...

So I've been seeing a girl jogging for years on one of my bike routes. I started waving to her (most people biking and jogging wave to each other)...and for years she never waved back....boy, stuck up, I thought.

Then a couple years ago she waved at me and I was surprised, and we've been waving at each other every time now for a couple of years since...she's finally with the program(: (She's dedicated too, I see her year round :) ).

Well this morning she was jogging towards me in the breakdown lane and instead of waving I slapped her the high five and the impact of our hands hitting was significant cuz we were both at speed moving towards each other.

And then I was thinking...

Because we were both moving, time was progressing differently for us relative to our homes, or anything else "stationary," and we were also moving torwards each other so our relative speed was cumulative.

Therefore, though miniscule, time was moving differently for us relative to each other, (according to Einstein at least).

But in the moment of impact, our hand speeds equalized, our hands matched speeds and matched time, (although time was still moving differently for the rest of our bodies).

So was that considerable impact felt related to inertia related to gravity as well? Is that why we felt the "pull" of impact as our hands slowed to match each other's relative time, (relative speed)?

Random things to think about while riding your bicycle :)


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...and instead of waving I slapped her the high five

I thought, for a moment, or three, that it said "slapped her thigh."
I was rootin' for you!

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baddy wrote:
this morning she was jogging towards me in the breakdown lane

if this occurs again tomorrow, 1 word..... CHESTBUMP!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:26 pm 
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just plain doug wrote:
I thought, for a moment, or three, that it said "slapped her thigh."
I was rootin' for you!

Sounds like a good idea! I'll give it a try :D

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if this occurs again tomorrow, 1 word..... CHESTBUMP!

Sounds like a good idea! I'll give it a try :D

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Today Trump said that Iran is “the number one state of terror in the world.”

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:28 pm 
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Trump is the number one terror in the States
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:42 pm 
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Having a larger screen means you can leave a whole lot more useless shortcuts there longer.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:20 am 
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Lol, when is getting information like pulling teeth, I cruised on for quickie on how to make oatmeal in Instant pot...

lol, "and if I have 4 things on the stove, you can be sure one of them will burn," yeah, no shit Sherlock!

Translation, lol:

3 parts liquid,
1 part oatmeal
cook 4 minutes,
release pressure after 10 minutes

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When your cruising at speed on your bicycle, standing up a little to go over bumps...
...rise up high enough so you don't leave your balls on the seat!

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You ever been at a party and you hold someone else's glass for a sec, so you take a swig and go, "What the fuck are you drinking!"

Boy, some people have some weird personal tastes!

I tried bricks and airplane glue on the rocks :shock:

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Saw a truck, yesterday, intentionally block traffic, to allow another truck to pass and change lanes.
Then, they went their separate ways.
Not partners, then, they must be Truck-Buddies".

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^^With four servings of hair :D

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too funny...the boys are better...

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But seriously,

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"I’ve thought carefully about it, and my opinion is the government I pay taxes to should give back the babies it stole."

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