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"It's a known issue" means "we're not fixin' it.

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Lesser-evilism is terrorism.

I guess we all kinda know where we fit in on this chart, lol ...

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Lesser-evilism is terrorism.

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Lesser-evilism is terrorism.

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Name origins often can reveal what forebears used to do or where they lived. Miller, Mueller means a miller of grain. Ford likely lived near a river crossing, etc.
Looking at the name Weisselberg and considering its origins - it means essentially, 'weasel-town' in German - it takes some kind of anti-genius to hire someone with that name as an accountant.










Unless...

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

^^^What's the origins of Plook...

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in the liner notes to Joe's Garage, special thanks was given to Ike Willis for the word 'plook';
but google brought this article up first thing:https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/scottish-word-of-the-day-plook-1-3177280

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

The Urban Dictionary
plook: To engage in nonorthogenital forms of sexual penetration lending themselves to consecutive reciprocity between partners.

plooking

Shagging, f@#king.
As used in some of Frank Zappa's music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah, you plooked me so hard.

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hey punk, what are you doing with the constitution in your hand?

^Plooking too hard on me!

This is the Central Scrutinizer!
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan Sexual Roto-Plooker,
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
So give up, you haven't got a chance.

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You've heard of those Garfield telephones that have been washing up on French shores for the past 30 years? Well, I've theory that over the next 100-150 years folks will offer to purchase these large sunken shipping containers (contents unknown) from the conglomerate so they can charter some submersible drone to crack open the treasure chest.

September 12, 2044
"Oh look, we've paid all this money six weeks ago for 10,000 inflatable beachballs."

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As I was crossing the mall parking lot, earlier, two teens walked by.
One said "Nice mustache, man!"
So, I kicked him in the balls.




O.K., so I didn't kick him....but, I did think about it!

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

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Lesser-evilism is terrorism.

When i saw a lawn mowing robot in action for the 1st time ever, my immediate thought was: We don't have such big turtles in germany!

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Lesser-evilism is terrorism.

In Fux we trust

#InFuxWeTrust

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Lesser-evilism is terrorism.

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A bill $500 more than I expected.Gee, it looks like my credit card got hacked.

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I promise I’ll pay you back next payday.

I knew it...I knew it !

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Todd tickets...

^^^Todd swag!