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 Post subject: Re: Caption says . . .
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"I used to wear a pendant like that and now look at me!"
"I see you're not wearing your ring."

"How long do you think the guy with the box has until he craps his pants?"

"You're not gonna make me go over there and maul that idiot - he's too skinny!"

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 Post subject: Re: Caption says . . .
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Shit, my cell phone!


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 Post subject: Re: Caption says . . .
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Tag, you're it!

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HEADS UP!!!

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Look Ma! A Bear-ell roll.

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...and here's a nice wiener for you maps.

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Salami...

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 Post subject: Re: Caption says . . .
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what's that, davey? you want to be in a tribute band when you grow up?
... looks like you're going to need a bigger wiener!

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"No, really, all gourmet hot dogs have veins."

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Sorry young mapadin, only one tube steak for you.
Don't worry, when you get older you can take two or three at a time.

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The Monsanto family picnic.

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"No, eat this one first and then I'll give you another, better one."

"Billy, just accept the man's sausage and say thank you."

"He tried that on me when I was three. It's a trick."

"It's a tofu-dog Billy. It tastes like chicken."

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 Post subject: Re: Caption says . . .
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who farted?

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you farted!

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Why the fuck is Zack Alford's hand in Dave Grohl's crotch??

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jealous?

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Now when you get to drunkthey can't pull your panties off...


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JP when you grow up you can have a real wiener...


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Anyone know where to find the 80's???


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I should been better in my last life!

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Who's got it, no, not me. I don't think anybody does. Just act natural. Shhh, yes, I do, I stuck it in my pants, they're gonna see it. Shut up! they're bringing a dog. Just try to act natural, no eye contact with it. Shut up pajama pants. Get off my foot. Well don't give it to me, you were the one who wanted to bring it. Yeah, but you paid for it, it's yours...SSSShhhh..Shut up down there, you're gonna get us all busted. :smoke:

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