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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:10 am 
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When one has a troll invasion what would be the best way to get rid of them?

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better question: you mean "sign" as in autograph?

if so,
even better question: why would you want calving to autograph you?
i've noticed that you make this request each time you ask for advice.



don't autograph me,
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:22 pm 
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lapsed maps wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

When one has a troll invasion what would be the best way to get rid of them?

Sign Me

Infested

better question: you mean "sign" as in autograph?

if so,
even better question: why would you want calving to autograph you?
i've noticed that you make this request each time you ask for advice.



don't autograph me,
Tish



This is a through back to Dear Abby, all her advice requester would put Sign Me and then add a tag phrase related to their questions... :D

Dear Cal

How much does one charge for History lessens?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:09 pm 
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all her advice requester would put Sign Me


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:23 pm 
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Plook wrote:
lapsed maps wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

When one has a troll invasion what would be the best way to get rid of them?

Sign Me

Infested

better question: you mean "sign" as in autograph?

if so,
even better question: why would you want calving to autograph you?
i've noticed that you make this request each time you ask for advice.



don't autograph me,
Tish



This is a through back to Dear Abby, all her advice requester would put Sign Me and then add a tag phrase related to their questions... :D

Dear Cal

How much does one charge for History lessens?

Sign Me

Book of Knowledge


History of what? Dolphins? King Crimson (woops)? Etruscans?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:12 am 
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Dear Cal

I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:38 am 
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Plook wrote:
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I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

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and yer pardner has a burr in his saddle.
hoo duh thun kit?
but hooz leg am i pullin? you done up-n-new it.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:32 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

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Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay



Dear Cal

Are you receiving me?

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The Radio is Broken... :wink:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:13 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

Sign Me

Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay



Dear Cal

Are you receiving me?

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The Radio is Broken... :wink:


Sounds like you have a tritt lodged in your yoakum. 10 squats an hour, nothing but fudge for every meal, and mediation every other minute. For a year.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:59 pm 
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Dear Cal

I'm bored, I'm so board you could frame a house with me, what do you suggest?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:03 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I'm bored, I'm so board you could frame a house with me, what do you suggest?

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I’ll take this one, Cal. Plook, take that board and whittle a woody out of it. It’ll keep you and AG entertained for days. :idea: :smoke: :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:35 am 
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Plook wrote:
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I'm bored, I'm so board you could frame a house with me, what do you suggest?

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Take up zorbing!

http://www.businessinsider.com/obscure- ... #zorbing-5


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:49 pm 
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Dear Cal

When I go to the park with my ball everyone wants to play with it, its my ball I got for my birthday, when I leave and take it with me everyone makes rude comments...what am I going to do?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:58 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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When I go to the park with my ball everyone wants to play with it, its my ball I got for my birthday, when I leave and take it with me everyone makes rude comments...what am I going to do?

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You still got your ball? Then what's the problem?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:44 pm 
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Dear Cal

I purchase an Eco-friendly solar powered Sex Doll named DC Dolly and its been cloudy all week, what's a guy to do?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:34 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I purchase an Eco-friendly solar powered Sex Doll named DC Dolly and its been cloudy all week, what's a guy to do?

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I believe DC stands for Dual/Crank. There should still be a hand crank that attaches just under the armpit. It'll do in a pinch.

But if not, and there aren't enough UV's for the DC give the old VR bow-chick-a-bow-wow, don't you have an AG model that is much better?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:55 pm 
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I needed a good laugh, you always deliver Cal... :D


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:33 am 
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dear calvin,
let's get right to it. i had a dream about 3 or 4 nights ago. actually, let's call it a nightmare.
i say this because the creepy factor was weaved into this thing high, low, and heavy.

i was at a mysterious funeral.
it was mysterious for 2 reasons. 1. i had no idea who had died. and 2. the other attendees were all strangers to me.
not only were they strangers, they were all african american. there had to be 2 or 300 of them. i am pretty sure i was the only white person there.

it seemed like we were all waiting around for the reveal.
and then it happened.
i don't know who said it, but it was announced..........

"great granddad"

and with that we all knew immediately who it was as we rushed over to view the body.
myself included. but it seemed like my legs weren't moving at all. it was as if i was being carried by the force/sadness? of all the other attendees.

it kind of fizzles and fades out from this point on.

i know some people believe that some dreams mean some things.
well, what do you think this one may be trying to convey?

much obliged,
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:36 am 
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You may be considering letting go of a relationship that you've had in the past. This person was very kind and caring towards you.


Or you read a newspaper article from 1948 chronicling an Altoona, Pennsylvania man who kept a pet ocelot in his basement.


Tough call.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:00 am 
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Dear Cal

How does one recapture their youth?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:49 am 
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Plook wrote:
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How does one recapture their youth?

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Strap on that helmet and go skateboarding again! Once a few young people start laughing at you, you'll be satisfied with being really old.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:18 am 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
Tough call.

EXACTLY.

i thought you were going to tell me that dark forces were attempting to drag me off into the unknown...
but now i think you are probably right on the money with that altoona thing.


thanks again!

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