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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:10 am 
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When one has a troll invasion what would be the best way to get rid of them?

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better question: you mean "sign" as in autograph?

if so,
even better question: why would you want calving to autograph you?
i've noticed that you make this request each time you ask for advice.



don't autograph me,
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:22 pm 
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lapsed maps wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

When one has a troll invasion what would be the best way to get rid of them?

Sign Me

Infested

better question: you mean "sign" as in autograph?

if so,
even better question: why would you want calving to autograph you?
i've noticed that you make this request each time you ask for advice.



don't autograph me,
Tish



This is a through back to Dear Abby, all her advice requester would put Sign Me and then add a tag phrase related to their questions... :D

Dear Cal

How much does one charge for History lessens?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:09 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:23 pm 
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Plook wrote:
lapsed maps wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

When one has a troll invasion what would be the best way to get rid of them?

Sign Me

Infested

better question: you mean "sign" as in autograph?

if so,
even better question: why would you want calving to autograph you?
i've noticed that you make this request each time you ask for advice.



don't autograph me,
Tish



This is a through back to Dear Abby, all her advice requester would put Sign Me and then add a tag phrase related to their questions... :D

Dear Cal

How much does one charge for History lessens?

Sign Me

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History of what? Dolphins? King Crimson (woops)? Etruscans?
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Plook
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:12 am 
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Dear Cal

I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:38 am 
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Plook wrote:
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I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

Sign Me

Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay


and yer pardner has a burr in his saddle.
hoo duh thun kit?
but hooz leg am i pullin? you done up-n-new it.


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Plook
PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:32 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

Sign Me

Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay



Dear Cal

Are you receiving me?

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The Radio is Broken... :wink:
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:13 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

I've seemed to develop a hitch in my giddy-up, what do you suggest?

Sign Me

Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay



Dear Cal

Are you receiving me?

Sign Me

The Radio is Broken... :wink:


Sounds like you have a tritt lodged in your yoakum. 10 squats an hour, nothing but fudge for every meal, and mediation every other minute. For a year.
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Plook
PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:59 pm 
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Dear Cal

I'm bored, I'm so board you could frame a house with me, what do you suggest?

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KUIII
PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:03 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I'm bored, I'm so board you could frame a house with me, what do you suggest?

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I’ll take this one, Cal. Plook, take that board and whittle a woody out of it. It’ll keep you and AG entertained for days. :idea: :smoke: :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:35 am 
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Plook wrote:
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I'm bored, I'm so board you could frame a house with me, what do you suggest?

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Take up zorbing!

http://www.businessinsider.com/obscure- ... #zorbing-5
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Plook
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:49 pm 
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Dear Cal

When I go to the park with my ball everyone wants to play with it, its my ball I got for my birthday, when I leave and take it with me everyone makes rude comments...what am I going to do?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:58 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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When I go to the park with my ball everyone wants to play with it, its my ball I got for my birthday, when I leave and take it with me everyone makes rude comments...what am I going to do?

Sign Me

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You still got your ball? Then what's the problem?
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Plook
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:44 pm 
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Dear Cal

I purchase an Eco-friendly solar powered Sex Doll named DC Dolly and its been cloudy all week, what's a guy to do?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:34 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I purchase an Eco-friendly solar powered Sex Doll named DC Dolly and its been cloudy all week, what's a guy to do?

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I believe DC stands for Dual/Crank. There should still be a hand crank that attaches just under the armpit. It'll do in a pinch.

But if not, and there aren't enough UV's for the DC give the old VR bow-chick-a-bow-wow, don't you have an AG model that is much better?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:55 pm 
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I needed a good laugh, you always deliver Cal... :D
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