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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:44 am 
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It's called "tough love".
No more Kitties in the garden,i put moth balls in the garden.
Moth balls? How did you do that?
Magnifying glass and a very sharp scalpel?

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Is 12 as important as it seems or am I reading too much into it? I mean, 12 should've been 10 its got that much going for it! Also, aren't pelicans great?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:37 pm 
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Why doesn't the English language have an umlaut? I want one damn it.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:55 pm 
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The Forum Killed Arkay wrote:
Is 12 as important as it seems or am I reading too much into it? I mean, 12 should've been 10 its got that much going for it! Also, aren't pelicans great?


I don't go for these kinds of tests, bub. Your mind control doesn't work here.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:57 pm 
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Why doesn't the English language have an umlaut? I want one damn it.


It does. Lars Umlaut, a character in Guitar Hero.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:23 pm 
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Dear calvin,
Is "everything in moderation" the same as saying; "The Unmoderated is moderated?"
Or is,"The world is Xenochrony",which is moderated by others be considered true xenochrony,or just xenochrony modified for the moderation of the modifier?
Is there a difference and can you explain it please?
Help,Juaquin Phoenix needs to know now!. :?:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:13 pm 
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Dear Calvin,
I have a friend who became a dental hygienist in a foreign country and I was hoping you could help me find which one?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:24 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Dear calvin,
Is "everything in moderation" the same as saying; "The Unmoderated is moderated?"
Or is,"The world is Xenochrony",which is moderated by others be considered true xenochrony,or just xenochrony modified for the moderation of the modifier?
Is there a difference and can you explain it please?
Help,Juaquin Phoenix needs to know now!. :?:


Ask Arkay. I can't be bothered.

Okay, well, it is my advice thread. So, I'll just say, it all means nothing. Is the note the big note? Any note? Moderated, unmoderated? Synchronicity, Xenochrony, Xenophobia, Chicken Broth? Just like Joaquin, fakers. I hope you'll get the essence of my message - I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Ask Arkay.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:25 pm 
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Dear Calvin,
I have a friend who became a dental hygienist in a foreign country and I was hoping you could help me find which one?


Start here:
http://www.ifdh.org/workabroad/germany.shtml

Follow the clues until the end.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:37 am 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Dear calvin,
Is "everything in moderation" the same as saying; "The Unmoderated is moderated?"
Or is,"The world is Xenochrony",which is moderated by others be considered true xenochrony,or just xenochrony modified for the moderation of the modifier?
Is there a difference and can you explain it please?
Help,Juaquin Phoenix needs to know now!. :?:


Ask Arkay. I can't be bothered.

Okay, well, it is my advice thread. So, I'll just say, it all means nothing. Is the note the big note? Any note? Moderated, unmoderated? Synchronicity, Xenochrony, Xenophobia, Chicken Broth? Just like Joaquin, fakers. I hope you'll get the essence of my message - I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Ask Arkay.

Dear calvin,
You mention,ask Arkay.....twice.Do you mean we should start an ask Arkay thread?
Thanks,KK.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:30 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Dear calvin,
You mention,ask Arkay.....twice.Do you mean we should start an ask Arkay thread?
Thanks,KK.


Sure, but you might have to wait a while. He doesn't post much anymore. Maybe a quick PM would do the job also.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:36 am 
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Dear Calvin

If a woodchuck chucks a chuck of wood and a tree falls in the forrest, will it desturb a bears shit in the woods and where will the antelope roam?


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If a woodchuck chucks a chuck of wood and a tree falls in the forrest, will it desturb a bears shit in the woods and where will the antelope roam?


Expect a letter from my lawyer forthwith. Such a brash plagiarism of my screenplay will not go unpunished.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:51 pm 
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Dear Calvin,
How long did it take you to "fit in" on the Zappa.com forum? Got any guesstaments as to how long until I "fit in"? Not that it makes a heck of a Lotta Crabtrees.But I really want to be "in!"
Waiting patiently,KK.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:38 pm 
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Dear Calvin

If you hadn't heard I have movie star hair that keeps getting me special treatment and unwanted advances from beautiful women...what do you suggest.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:46 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Dear Calvin,
How long did it take you to "fit in" on the Zappa.com forum? Got any guesstaments as to how long until I "fit in"? Not that it makes a heck of a Lotta Crabtrees.But I really want to be "in!"
Waiting patiently,KK.


You didn't know you were already "in"? You were supposed to receive the special handshake instructions and where to send a dropper full of blood to complete the initiation. And where to meet for the "Gabba Gabba Cerermony."


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Dear Calvin, Mr Help a lot, why when I look in a mirror do I only see a cartoon looking back at me?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:10 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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If you hadn't heard I have movie star hair that keeps getting me special treatment and unwanted advances from beautiful women...what do you suggest.

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I would suggest this is perhaps not a product of your hair, but maybe a delusion.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:36 pm 
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Dear Calvin,
How do you tell a friend his Hollywood hair starts way behind his ears.....and women follow him 'cause he leaves a trail a money. :?
Oh,and how do I collect from said friend that $100,000.00 he bet me on pool at Shooters Reno,NV. too? :wink:
Not wanting to offend or anything,help me Calvin won Jakoby & Pliers,your my only pope.
KK in Kali-Fornakatia. :mrgreen:

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Dear Calvin

How do you tell a friend that is an old hippie that he can still personify the 60's & 70's while using modern Hygiene?

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Dear Calvin, Mr Help a lot, why when I look in a mirror do I only see a cartoon looking back at me?


Because you look just like one? But it's not a shame to look like Droopy.


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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Dear Calvin,
How do you tell a friend his Hollywood hair starts way behind his ears.....and women follow him 'cause he leaves a trail a money. :?
Oh,and how do I collect from said friend that $100,000.00 he bet me on pool at Shooters Reno,NV. too? :wink:
Not wanting to offend or anything,help me Calvin won Jakoby & Pliers,your my only pope.
KK in Kali-Fornakatia. :mrgreen:


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Dear Calvin

How do you tell a friend that is an old hippie that he can still personify the 60's & 70's while using modern Hygiene?

Sign Me
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Dear Calvin

How do you tell a friend that is an old hippie that he can still personify the 60's & 70's while using modern Hygiene?

Sign Me
Something smells in NorCal


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:56 am 
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Dear Calvin

If the hills are alive with the sound of music, why didn't I hear anything when I got there?

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Plook wrote:
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If the hills are alive with the sound of music, why didn't I hear anything when I got there?

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