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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:44 am 
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I reserve the right to refuse service to anybody.

yeah, i didn't know what to tell her either.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 4:25 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
I reserve the right to refuse service to anybody.

yeah, i didn't know what to tell her either.


But you gave her my number!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 5:27 pm 
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Dear Cal

I can't explain but I have a thing for that nut job Sarah Palin, what's up with that?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 5:42 pm 
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I can't explain but I have a thing for that nut job Sarah Palin, what's up with that?

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I suppose in the right light she might be a bit un-repugnant. Do you like moose and freezing your ass off a lot, California Guy?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:59 pm 
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Dear Cal

I have relentless itching in my neither regions and I can't stop scratching, what do you suggest?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:31 pm 
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Cal, if I might...

The hazards of travel, Plook...I mean I hope not...sometimes motel bed sheets ain't so clean.

Check your pubes with a magnifying glass. If you see something moving, ask your druggist for an appropriate salve.

Seriously.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:13 pm 
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Goddammit rope, are you ready to face the tragic consequences of your mis-diagnosis? This is life and death!

Plook, remove the hamster from your boxers. Problem solved.


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I regret my tendency to overlook the obvious.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:59 am 
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Gray_Ghost wrote:
lapsed maps wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
I reserve the right to refuse service to anybody.

yeah, i didn't know what to tell her either.


But you gave her my number!

aaaand... what have you accomplished?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:32 am 
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a rope leash wrote:
... Check your pubes with a magnifying glass...

Seriously.
toads of the short forest

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:46 pm 
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Goddammit rope, are you ready to face the tragic consequences of your mis-diagnosis? This is life and death!

Plook, remove the hamster from your boxers. Problem solved.



My granddaughter was wondering where it was... :shock:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:29 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:39 am 
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hey cal.
i know, i know... long time no talkie.
i apologize (long story/short on time... that's the skinny. (LOL!, catch that one!?))
anyway, or should i say anyHOW...?
hahahaha, no really:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4




been meaning to iron this one out,
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:13 am 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So9Ee64XYsY


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:18 am 
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Dear Cal

In a social setting exactly when is the best time to Grab a Pussy at the beginning of the date, in the middle of the date, or at the end of the date?

Also in a work setting should I Grab a Pussy at the coffee pot in the morning, at the water cooler during the day, or at the time clock at the end of the day?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:01 am 
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Plook wrote:
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uh...

*grabs plussy*

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:07 am 
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Plook wrote:
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uh...

*grabs plussy*


plussy = plus sized pussy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:41 pm 
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I would follow baseball legend Leo Durocher's advice, if you want to get lucky:

"Pick em up at 7:00. At 7:05 put your hand on her snatch. If she leaves your hand there, that's all you gotta know. You're gonna get laid. If she knocks it off, it's only a little past 7:00. You got plenty of time to call someone else. You'd be surprised, a whole lot of famous and beautiful broads don't knock your hand off their snatch."

[url]https://books.google.com/books?id=rC1ig2JGUY0C&pg=PT197&lpg=PT197&dq=leo+durocher+snatch
&source=bl&ots=0jmySiDci2&sig=USuLu5Jrao4rQtB1q3MBskGE6iE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=
0ahUKEwibx9HUxNbPAhXKg1QKHYQGAjsQ6AEIJDAB#v=onepage&q=leo%20durocher%20snatch&f=false[/url]


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:56 pm 
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Calvin - Are you saying that Leo was looking for girls he could shove it right in? Thank God there aren't men around like that these days or Internet forums celebrating such men.


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Calvin - Are you saying that Leo was looking for girls he could shove it right in? Thank God there aren't men around like that these days or Internet forums celebrating such men.

And what about the girls? The ones that like to squat several times during their evening preparations?

Are these women still around?

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KUIII wrote:
Calvin - Are you saying that Leo was looking for girls he could shove it right in? Thank God there aren't men around like that these days or Internet forums celebrating such men.

And what about the girls? The ones that like to squat several times during their evening preparations?

Are these women still around?


I've been a one woman man since 2001. I have no idea, but they're probably still around.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:42 pm 
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Disappointing answer, Calvin. Just because you're not a big game hunter doesn't mean you can't be an expert on big game. I hope this doesn't hurt your credibility.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:55 am 
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KUIII wrote:
Disappointing answer, Calvin. Just because you're not a big game hunter doesn't mean you can't be an expert on big game. I hope this doesn't hurt your credibility.


Oh sorry, darn. Um, yeah, there's load of hot chicks out there. That one that lives 2 blocks from you is fiiiine. Hook up with that.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:04 am 
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wrong thread, bub. ---> viewtopic.php?f=10&t=14028&hilit=worst+album&start=375

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