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Melania is really scraggly old man... :? ... :smoke:


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[Don't tell Donald he'll want it more often. All I had to do was shave my legs then he was a she. Rumours of my Ice Axe murder in Mexico are premature. I fooled Stalin and now I fool Trump ha ha ha ha :smoke: ]
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The executives are finally done with Melania and she can't wait to see what it's like on the outside now.


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Downer had the opportunity for superstardom in 1977. With his old friends Fripp and Eno he composed a haunting anthem to negativity called "Zeroes". He felt terribly betrayed when, only a couple of months later, Bowie, Fripp and Eno released the absurdly optimistic "Heroes". He has never spoken to the poxy duo since and opened a bottle of champagne on hearing of Bowie's death.

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Caputh divorced DB when he started agreeing with him... :smoke:


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Plook have a photo on Ebay of Frank and Nancy Pelosi when they were in school in Baltimore in 1946.

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ZutboF has never owned a camera or snapped any photos at concerts throughout Europe.

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coevad was dazzled by the exciting new costume of Koko in a way he can't explain


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downer thinks that Plook's single note theory for songwriting is just plain spiffy and will compose an operatic tribute in honor.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:31 am 
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coevad got so cronic that when someone knocked on his door he said "Dave's not here!"... :smoke:


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Ms. Pinky has messed Plook's mind up but he still loves her.


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Downer did uppers and found he was stuck in the middle... :smoke:


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Plook believes that Punky Meadows was in the Mothers


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a few years ago Melania used to live as a man and advertise his many many services on craigslist.....

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Well Donald fell for it :smoke:

Gray_Ghost still believes that a Slice of Heaven can be found on Inca Roads
and it sounds like this Je-he-zus! Wait a minute! da da dap, da da dap, Guacamole Queen I'll stick with you kid- that's the bottom line......................


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Melania needs some new clothes that shits going on six months old... :smoke:


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Plook just wants a change of tits
(how about Pamela's - think they will be next)


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Melania is the copy and past queen... :smoke:


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Plook prefers his hamburger in the shower. Raw. With Don Preston if possible.


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Downer was going to vacation in Mexico but was turned back by the Federales when he wouldn't donate to the Wall... :smoke:


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All the ladies above are graduates of Plook's School of Contortionism since1980

except that last one, she's Plook's neighborhood block captain, and hot for Plook.....

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gray_ghost did NOT just wrap up an extensive session of masturbating to pics of contortionists.

no, really... he just set aside his precious stack of well-studied biblical flash cards and retired for the night.

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LM was a Barbara Streisand groupie before he jumped ship for the Frank Zappa band wagon... :mrgreen:


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Plook used to date Helen Reddy


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Melania Trump is never ready... :smoke:


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