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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:22 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:17 pm 
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MT is way too outrageous for this thread.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:20 pm 
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Coevad's most listened to track of all time: Sussudio

And he's still trying to learn the bassline.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:52 pm 
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Downer has a pair of Al Di Meola's shower shoes from 1987. Signed!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:51 am 
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Now I don't know if this is true, BUT...

I heard that coevad secretly hauls truckloads of stringbeans to Utah, and winters in Montana where he grows denn'l floss... then heads back to Camarillo where he visits his gurlfriend with the brillo-like hair and pet dwarf...

troof be told,..it aint none of my bidness..

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:10 am 
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zaigoat has been on the farm a little to long... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:52 am 
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plook gathers facts via pudding to and to toogether.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:25 pm 
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When asked to name one musical masterpiece recorded during his lifetime, Maps was torn between Philadelphia Freedom by Elton John and Gold Digger by Kanye West.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:12 pm 
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dm has been a proud Miley fan since like waaaaay before Hannah Montana, oh yes, dm's fandom was ignited during an invitation only premier screening of the 2003 movie Big Fish. When he saw the then Destiny Cyrus playing 8 year old Ruthie, only a small part but dm knew destiny when he saw it.....

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hey punk where you going with that golf club in your hand, again.....


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:37 am 
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When Grey Ghost tells his old lady he is going on a walk about, she knows he is headed to the Pub... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:20 am 
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Plook thinks it's purely about business - it's nothing personal.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:24 am 
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Caputh is meeting DB in Times Square for New Years Eve... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:11 pm 
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Plook will officiate at my wedding to DB in Times Square on New Year's Eve. The reading will be from the first book of Jellyfish : "POT. KETTLE. BLACK- you will both sleep with the fishes".

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:39 pm 
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Caputh will take copious amounts of Mudshark cream with him just in case


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:44 pm 
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Melania will read the lesson at both my and DB's funeral. Actually, it will be more of a plea to mankind than a lesson.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:03 pm 
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Caputh's parting gift to all attendees will be a slightly used Yoohoo bottle. With a final note "It's Me-He for Yoo-Hoo!"

(Ps I make Donald's Yoo-Hoo from my own breast Milk..... seeing he does not drink Booze)


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Caputh will be buried with DB at sea since they couldn't agree on a cemetery plot...Hmm they ended up sleeping with the fishes... :smoke:


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Plook is such a gentleman, he can't lie about any woman.
Not even Melania Trump.

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Back in 1973, upon first hearing the album No Pussyfooting, JPD scraped the needle across the record, grabbed the vinyl off of the turntable and hurled it into the fireplace.


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downer insists on being the Best Man or should I say Best Dude, at the event of the year the Caputh & DB wedding in Times Square on New Years Eve... :smoke:


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Plook was the man responsible for switching the reels of "No Pussyfooting" before the beginning of "The John Peel Show". This caused Peel to famously play the entire album backwards. Huddled next to his crystal radio set in chilly Canada, JPD heard the broadcast and was entranced by the music. He was suitably enraged after purchasing the album and hearing it properly for the first time...

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It's a well kept secret that Caputh did all of the tape splicing for No Pussyfooting while Eno sat around shuffling X-rated playing cards that were given to him by Terry Riley.


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downer claims he is the reason that Yngwie Malmsteen sounds like Richie Blackmore on acid; from a tonal aspect.

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coevad auditioned for the Ariana Grande Tour Band... :smoke:


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Plook was Guitar Tech for the lead Guitarist in Angel
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