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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:17 pm 
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Plook the reluctant hero

It's a closely guarded secret that, as an adolescent that was prone to risky behaviour, Plook was recruited by the South Korean NIS (secret police). While working a summer job in Chinatown, he was seduced by an attractive South Korean operative posing as a languge student. Plook underwent three weeks of intensive (sex) and training in all aspects of spy craft. When he returned from his vacation he was a fully trained spy.

Plook enjoyed the experience so much he allowed himself to be seduced and recruited by a cute little Chinese lady who was working for the Chinese Ministry of State Security, The Chinese loved Plook he was a natural and passed their training in record time. Plook had become a double agent. While Plook was doing an internship at Samsung and planting Chinese spyware everywhere he went, he dated a buxom russian translater who drugged him and with the help of the KGB produced a 74 minute porn film "Plook and the Seven Dwarfs".....Plook was now a triple agent.

In the mid Ninties, due to his outstanding knowledge in computer and communication systems and his insatiable love of woman, Plook was also recruited by North Korea, Saudi Arabia and South America, twice, he's got a thing for latinos.

Then came the Global Credit Crisis, and as a quintuple or is that sextuplet agent Plook was a hot property and all of his services were out outsourced to India.

By this time Plook was seemingly installing foreign spywear in communications hubs throughout the US for over half a dozen different countries, all now operating out of a clearing house that was so secret it was still in Bombay. Ironically with the upcoming changes proposed by the President elect, the Indian "call centre" will be moved to the US of A, who will then give the appearence to the uninformed that they are inadvertantly spying on themselves....But here's the twist, at the tender age of 14 while surfing Mavericks or maybe Cardiff Reef, Plook was recruited as a sleeper agent by a Grateful Dead groupie who worked for the CIA and set the course of Plooks life. Thats right, Plook is no traitor he was workins for the US all along, in fact he still gets recruited to this very day.

PS: Plook's name(s) will reside forever on seven or more plaques on the hero's wall located in a secure area deep in the Pentagon.


http://www.plook&thesevendwarfs@amazon.com

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g_g is an accomplished voice actress.
she voiced the character nose marie in the hanna-barbera animated series pound puppies (1986).
she also voiced mama bear in berenstain bears (1985) and performed hundreds of guest voices for many other cartoon series,
including the smurfs, the angry beavers and mo willems' sheep in the big city.

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Upon the Trump victory lapsed maps traveled by bus to New York to celebrate with JP the banned one and woke up the next day wearing army boots, skinny leather pants, an appropriately torn T shirt, and a deep red rouge lipstick... :mrgreen:


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coevad's unhappiness with the production on the nazz recordings prompted him to educate himself in audio engineering and production,
and after leaving the nazz in 1969, he relocated to new york, signed with albert grossman and began working as a producer for other groups, as well as recording his own material,
which was initially released through the ampex records label (a short-lived joint venture between grossman and the ampex company).

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:40 am 
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Dispite all the file boxes of overwhelming evidence to contrary, including the photos and schematics the tapes and the surveillance logs and yes, "that" home movie, and not to mention the persistent rumours. Now I wasn't going to mention it, and I didn't want to mention it, but I'm going to mention it, just to remind everybody about the ill advised televison appearance on al jazeera, which gave your lawyer a stroke, killed your lawyer with the appearance on god damned al jazeera. Anyway dispite alll that, oh and the e mails on his aids lap top, dispite allll that, I can tell you, Lapsed Maps had nothing whatsoever to do with the collapse of building 7, nothing, nada, zero, forget I even mentioned it, I didn't want to but....well, now it's out there.

It's ok Maps you can that me later.....

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:55 am 
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what was thank about??

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:05 pm 
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lapsed maps wrote:
what was thank about??


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:55 am 
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eureka! now i get it!!


can i that you NOW?

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lm started grammar nazi-ism in kindergarden class using verbal abuse and uncooked peas fired from a wrist-rocket.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:43 am 
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very much like his ability to do so with combinatorics... coevad has me all figured out. completely and totally.

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lapsed maps was diagnosed by GPS with a bad case of direction... :smoke:


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Siri hasn't quite got plook pegged yet


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punknaynowned hangs out at super ostentatious coffe shops trying to convince Hipster Dufus's that music is big trouble while carrying a wrench in his pocket... :smoke:


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dood, that's not too far off. But today it was a rekkid shoppe, telling an army sergeant in his urban camos that Titties n Beer was on Zappa In New York (he asked), and that, but of course, Frank used such culturally stoopid lead-in's and provocative topics to get people to pay attention in the first place. Leading them on to the wonders and marvels beyond. And it was a tall canister of tobacco in my pocket.

plook thinks 'stoopid' is the way that's really spelt

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:56 am 
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punknaynowned bought an e.l.o. bootleg: "live and sassy in dandlewood idaho, 1978".
came with a free bumper jack and a shasta painters cap.

actually believes he got a "doozy of a deal!".

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Maps favorite song to listen to while skateboarding is Last Train To London.


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downer mydnyte was a rodeo for NSYNC on there 1999 tour... :smoke:


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plook drove a tractor at a berry farm in Utah for three years, before he realized it was all just side money for long john purchases by the old Mormon caretaker that he never actually met: "Fuck Enos and his bullshit armageddon fantasies!"

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punknaynowned showed up at Trump Tower for a Cabinet Appointment Interview and it turned out they wanted him to install a cabinet...and the check bounced... :smoke:


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Plook had Gobalova's jellyfish dried and made into a wall plaque.

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coevad is such a starving musician, he plays a The Gut Bucket Bass in a band... :smoke:


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Zappa themed lie - The last time Plook tried to "imagine a window all covered in green", he was so inspired that he bought 10 cases of pea soup and painted all of his windows with it.

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coevad had to buy a sombrero and zarape when he got a gig in a Mariachi Band... :smoke:


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coevad had to buy a sombrero and zarape when he got a gig in a Mariachi Band... :smoke:



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