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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:54 pm 
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Plook manages a group of Asian female dwarves who play Bon era AC/DC covers. Their name is Appropriate Girl.


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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 9:18 am 
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downer mydnyte longs to return to the days of the Status Quo... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:50 pm 
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One night back in the summer of 1975 Plook and 4 members of Uriah Heep pulled a train on Suzy Quatro .


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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 4:15 pm 
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downer mydnyte slept thru 1976 and completely missed Nazareth's huge rock ballad Love Hurts, it hurts him to this day... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 5:53 pm 
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Plook has never heard Joe's Garage.


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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:05 am 
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downer mydnyte lives in the basement below Joe's Garage... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:48 pm 
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Looks like it's just me and you, Plook. mano a mano.

Plook, like Charlie, don't surf.


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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2017 11:04 am 
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downer mydnyte has tickets for his latest heckling tour. With front row for Al Dimeola, John McLaughlin and Yngwie Malmsteen concerts, he plans to yell until he is kicked out: "slow the fuck down and play with more feeling! You're fuckin' old now.
Last tour, at an Al D. show, downer made it all the way to Al's Led Zeppelin cover of Black Dog before the conga played showed him the door.

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coevad thinks Donny Osmonds base player is super cool and hip... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 8:46 pm 
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Plook once told Al Dimeola to slow down and proceeded to write him a ticket.


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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2017 12:40 am 
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downer's band opened for dir en grey.
downer commenced to point at his crotch all the time,
they didn't really have "songs" that were recognizable by the harmony or melody (save one that was ripped from primus's glass sandwich)
but they had the speed settings "fast" and "faster".

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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2017 10:01 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
downer's band opened for dir en grey.
downer commenced to point at his crotch all the time,
they didn't really have "songs" that were recognizable by the harmony or melody (save one that was ripped from primus's glass sandwich)
but they had the speed settings "fast" and "faster".

maps did not modify Bonny's post from the 'best/worst openers' thread for this lie. He is totally original in all of his posts.

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coevad is the total package...
clever, keen, alert, comfortable within... as totally original as a tribute band,
just... yeah, grade A dreamboat.

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LM is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator on every other Friday and Saturday night at the Indian Casino... :smoke:


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Plook is never involved in any type of jellyfish activity.

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coevad hangs around the back of the Katella Deli and jumps unsuspecting patrons to still their take out sandwiches... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:28 pm 
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Plook is secretly an editor for Webster's New World College Dictionary. 8)


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Mr. Nice Guy gets his news from comic strips... :smoke:


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Plook has a (not so) secret army of volunteers who drive Segways thru airport terminals each carrying five to six three-gallon containers of cheezballs, because, somebody else, inevitably, will want some too.

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Punky is diligent in checking for new personal messages. 8)


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Mr Nice Guy is known as Master Stingy in the other toolshed. :mrgreen:

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Punky is a very sad camper. 8)


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Mr. Nice Guy's roommates are Pedro 1 and DB... :smoke:


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Plook, knowing how badly lm wants to become a ZZ West Coast Chapter member, has offered to move his dildo store to L.A. Gray Ghost has been offered a position in the 'lube' department. Mostly inventory at first, but then strap-on application will be needed in the back room demo dept.

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coevad is looking to go on a fishing charter boat, but is having trouble locating one that specializes in Jellyfish... :smoke:


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