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I have contagious acute conjunctivitis in one eye, I caught from my nieces...

What disease(s) have you?

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A dry scalp, but I'm gonna do something about it later in the show.

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Weapons-grade projectile diarrhea...

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I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy...

I've been suffering from bursitis in my left heel for the last two years. I've had to give up jogging and basketball.

Post nasal drip. Hack! Hack!

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I'm not bald; I'm taller than my hair.

Old Age, complicated by Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu.

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

I'm still healthy, except for my mental health...but you have to expect these things in this kind of a forum.

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I've got Tourette everytime I see Guido Westerwelle (german foreign minister) and his fucking neoliberal friends on tv. Works with social democrats as well.

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

I am schizo and still think Frank is not dead

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Je suis désolé pour les roles que j'ai joué dans toutes ces videos, ce n'est pas tres valorisant pour l'humanité mais si cela peut avoir fait progresser la science, alors il y aura eu un coté positif.

Since yesterday, I have a sore throat, as well...

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Intestinal trouble.

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Currently suffering from horrible indigestion. For some reason, every few months I'll get the foolish idea in my head that my sensitive stomach can actually handle orange juice. I need to quit doing that.

Is there an OJA? Maybe next time you can call a sponsor and get help at that critical juncture.

Didn't Mr. Burns find a cure on one episode of the Simpsons for "The Rocking Pnuemonia and Boogie Woogie Influenza?"

Chronic depression. woo hoo!

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Aluminum Finger!











... no, not really. It is a test finger, used in the laboratory. I'm safety testing medical devices these days.

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

An imaginary one.................

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

He didn't find a cure, but those two diseases were in the lab that Homer's mother raided, back in the '60's.
That episode was on just a week ago, by some strange coincidence.

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You're probably wondering why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

I'm somnambule.

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I have a chromium leg, a trick hip and a cracked bumbershoot.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

Gimme dat, gimme dat...

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Count Choculitis

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Tinnitus and it's FUCKING CONTAGIOUS

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Music > Everything
CLETUS must now, regretfully, dispose of the ones who refuse to alter their unmusical ways.
http://www.vulturesawait.com

I've been suffering from CRS lately.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Isaac. What happened to him?

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"