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$8.00...

...per bottle...yikes!

But man is it good!

A deep, mahogany ale brewed with beet sugar, green raisins, and Belgian-style yeast. As complex as a fine, red wine. Voted "American Beer of the Year" in January 2000 by Malt Advocate Magazine

8% (yikes again)

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Lesser-evilism is war.

.if you Americans-3ooo would only change from Fahrenheit over to Celsius like each n every other normal nation is using quite comfy. And swappin' the measurements as well. Would have saved a whole space-fleet trying to get to the jars on Mars. Or this one this very morninna:
You last visited on Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:21 am.
The time now is !!! Mon Aug 13, 2007 o9:47 am. Get it?

This is ey corker: hold your shirt under brrrr fresh wa'uh, but do not skip the movement of returning it on.

Get a newspaper round!

Whenever I have to get up at 5 or 4:30, then spend two hours outside cycling and walking, I get cold. Very cold. I often end up wearing vests and sweaters way past noon, even on hot days. It helped me through heat waves!

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Okay. 40 degrees is freaking hot! That's much better. I feel so much cooler. Why didn't I think of that before?

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This has to be the disease for you.

I just learned that BBP is a fellow biker

Lol, and I also learned what happens when the camera is on the bike and it's in motion










It's just slight in this one(:

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Nice!
I'll show you sone of my haze pictures I made recently when I figure out how to FTP using our new PC. Bloody Vista...

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Learned that, unlike the earlier games in Windows claimed, NOT all FreeCell games are solvable.

For instance:
Game #11982:

AH AS 4H AC 2D 6S TS JS
3D 3H QS QC 8S 7H AD KS
KD 6H 5S 4D 9H JH 9S 3C
JC 5D 5C 8C 9D TD KH 7C
6C 2C TH QH 6D TC 4S 7S
JD 7D 8H 9C 2H QD 4C 5H
KC 8D 2S 3S

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..pour little purty brain ..got the ticket ...and ready t' leave.

( wotwosthatthen?) ... winnow whiz?-ta! .. tour-a-loo.

Would not fancy to like of having this, even as a present. Spare me..ribs.

We, the wee rest of the ow-some adepts still prefer touchstoning with Bin-oft eXPeriment; .. that's much more suspenseful. ...weihh .... italian peninsula stylee: reboot!

"Rock Bottom" corrections list:
- "Peoples' Choice Awards" _is_ America's greatest honor.
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
- The UFO was a paper plate.
- The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.
- The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
- The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
- Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
- If you are reading this, you have no life.
- Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.
- The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
- Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
- Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
- Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
- Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
- The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
- Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.
- Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty
Morphin Power Ranger.
- Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
- Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
- Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
- Everything is 10% fruit juice.
- The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
- Janet Reno is evil.
- V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
- Ted Koppel is a robot.
- Women aren't from Venus and men aren't form Mars.
- Fleiss does floss.
- Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
- Bart is bad to the bone.
- Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
- The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
- The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
- Everyone on TV is better than you.
- The people who are writing this have no life

(courtesy of www.snpp.com).

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Discovered I need a new moderator for my forum as the spam is too numerous and my former moderator has disappeared.

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I read that a few months before he died, Jimi Hendrix was planning to have a meeting with Emerson, Lake, & Palmer to discuss joining them under the name of H.E.L.P.

Brain Salad Surgery indeed.

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That would've been #1 coolest band name!

World's 50 worst band names according to ProgressiveBoink:

50 Anaal Nathrakh
49. Ride
48. New Found Glory
47. The Juliana Theory
46. Les Savy Fav
45. Arctic Monkeys
44. Green Day
43. Phish
42. Atreyu
41. Mr. Mister
40. Def Leppard
39. Anal Cunt
38. Keane
37. MxPx
36. WHAM!
35. Los Lonely Boys
34. I'm From Barcelona
33. Of Montreal
32. Mest
31. HIM
30. Seven Mary Three
29. Live
28. matchbox twenty
27. blink-182
26. Fenix*TX
25. The For Carnation
24. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
23. 24-7 Spyz
22. From Autumn To Ashes
21. !!!
20. Kajagoogoo
19. Chumbawamba
18. Enuff Z'nuff
17. Staind
16. Limp Bizkit
15. Korn
14. Sunn 0)))
13. *NSYNC
12. This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
11. Bullet For My Valentine
10. Oh No! Oh My!
9. Hootie & The Blowfish
8. Linkin Park
7. Archers Of Loaf
6. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead
5. Wow, Owls!
4. Hoobastank
3. (hed) pe
2. :wumpscut:
1. Test Icicles

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Found an interesting Wikipedia article, in which we discovered that the changing of letters to form new phrases is called Spoonerism, and through Wiki I discovered that meant Shiloh Pitt becomes Pile o' Shit.

And:
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's surname is a spoonerism of the name Pahasaneemapetilon, which was the surname of a school mate of Simpsons writer Jeff Martin.

Edit:And on the Apu entry of Wikipedia I found: His surname, Nahasapeemapetilon, is a morphophonological blend of the name Pahasadee Napetilon, the full name of a schoolmate of Simpsons writer Jeff Martin.[1]

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Beghilos is the name used for calculator spelling. There are 118 words possible using this technique.

One particular fan of using Beghilos has written two haikus using this alphabet. One of them is:
Illegible blob
Legless eggshell oozes oil
Elegize his loss

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I've learned about the insidiousness of fear.
There once was a time when people said "I didn't like that", and left it at that.
Over the past month, I've noticed most forumers making even a marginally disparaging remark about a ZPZ concert, follow it up with a disclaimer/apology, fearing Big Trend Attack.
Don't look behind you! The insidiousness of fear.

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(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

I wouldn't call it fear - more like Thread Preservation Instinct (TPI).

Save the Threads!
Damn Hippie Threadhuggers.

Wot Gorilla?

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

There's a color called periwinkle.

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There isn't much chance that you'll get people to like you. The best that most folks can hope for is that people will put up with their shit. MTF

Revel in your otherness. MK

STILL pissed at Tipper. VCF

And this is what it looks like: a pale indigo blue.
Hex colour: CCCCFF.

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Coots (the species of bird...) have rather peculiar feet. Saw a couple down by the nature reserve today.

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The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!

One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!


The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!


No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!

The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins!

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

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In the USA, men are 2.5 times more likely to die in an accident than women.

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There exists centipedes that are 30cm (one foot) long living in caves somewhere.....

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"Welcome to the Frank Zappa Memorial Country Club & BBQ" at wgt.com 75 members and counting.

That's what SHE said....

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The phenomenon of having tunes stuck in your head is called earworm.
From Wikipedia:

Earworm, a loan translation of the German Ohrwurm, is a term for a song stuck in one's head. Use of the English translation was popularised by James Kellaris, a professor of marketing at the University of Cincinnati. His studies appeared to demonstrate that different people have varying susceptibilities to earworms, but that almost everybody has been afflicted with one at some time or another.

Earworms may be songs or tunes that become stuck in the phonological loop, the part of the brain that rehearses verbal information in Baddeley's model of working memory. This usually happens when a person sings the song or hums the tune once and then repeats it in his or her mind.

Synonyms for earworms include "Last Song Syndrome", "repetuneitis", or in extreme degree "melodymania". A "repetune" is a song or other musical piece stuck in one's head.

Medications that are used to treat Obsessive-compulsive disorder or anxiety can alleviate the symptoms of earworms

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My Body is Producing 305 Watts!
This is 22% MORE wattage than the average person
I could light up 3 light bulbs
I could power 76 iPods
I could power 2 Xbox 360s
3 of me would be needed to keep a refrigerator running.

Calculate how much electricity YOU produce at http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/body_battery.

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