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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:30 pm 
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Michael Jackson actually had a deep voice, he forced it up because he hated his baritone...

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:25 pm 
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I hate my tuba

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:51 pm 
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Tulip mania may not even have existed...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:00 pm 
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The chessboard and wheat problem is familiar.
If you put 1 grain on the first square of the chessboard, 2 on the second, 4 on the third, 8 on the fourth and so forth, how much do you get?

The answer is 2^64 -1, or 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 grains.
That's roughly 1,645 times the global wheat production of 2014.

The first known recording of this story dates back to 1245!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:15 am 
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Apparently the scriptwriter Heather Robinson was once assaulted by a Hollywood executive.
After relating about this to Carrie Fisher, Fisher sent this executive a box with a cow's tongue in it, accompanied with a note that said: "If you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box."

Carrie Fisher was awesome!

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hey punk, where you going with that presidential pardon in your pocket? I, I don't recall.....


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Detroit ranked No. 2 in list of world's top travel destination for 2018 :shock:
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2017/10/detroit_named_a_top_travel_des.html
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1. Seville, Spain
2. Detroit
3. Canberra, Australia
4. Hamburg, Germany
5. Kaohsiung, Taiwan
6. Antwerp, Belgium
7. Matera, Italy
8. San Juan, Puerto Rico
9. Guanajuato, Mexico
10. Oslo, Norway

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:29 pm 
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^^Information provided by the Detroit Chamber of Commerce? :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:32 pm 
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KUIII wrote:
^^Information provided by the Detroit Chamber of Commerce? :wink:


Buy ya a beer & cheeseburger on your visit to The D 8)

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:04 am 
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Science!

I Got a Shot In My Dick For Stronger Erections, and I Have Zero Regrets


https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/st ... 0c540ac6f8

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:54 am 
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NO! don't give your partner an excuse to call you needle dick..... :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:26 pm 
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She calls him The Empire State Building :)

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You could do like a Space Needle dick though, 48 stories :)

Here's when it had the crabs...

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Our "needle dick" building is the sky tower located in the hell hole that is Auckland, being NZ you can bungee jump off the 60th floor. at a cool 328 metres (1,076 ft) tall, you'd have to be crazy. I've only jumped the once :lol:

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Our "needle dick" building is the sky tower located in the hell hole that is Auckland, being NZ you can bungee jump off the 60th floor. at a cool 328 metres (1,076 ft) tall, you'd have to be crazy. I've only jumped the once :lol:


Lol, you da man with a great experience, one I'd love to have, but I aint got the balls to jump 60 stories, lol...you'd have to push me overboard and the fall would take 100 base pairs off my telomeres; shorten my life by a year....

...so what were you thinking on the way down?

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KUIII wrote:
^^Information provided by the Detroit Chamber of Commerce? :wink:


Buy ya a beer & cheeseburger on your visit to The D 8)

I was watching the Sacramento Kings at Detroit Pistons basketball game last night. The Sacramento announcers were talking about how great the new arena was and the area in general. They kept showing shots of the Fox Theater too which looks like a real nice venue.


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Funny Aneurysm Moment is the trope name for when something was funny when it first came out, but isn't anymore.

In the Are You Being Served-episode Heir Apparent, Mr Humphries shows a picture of himself with Jimmy Savile.
"I was on Jim'll Fix It."
"Did he fix it?"
"Only temporarily."

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