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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:27 am 
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Actually if a contract was signed it most likely had been done while in a semi-catatonic state


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:00 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:49 pm 
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Yes he had been a street walker in Metropolitan Boise in his spandex mini shorts and a see through top for a couple of years giving out hummers for $5 dollars a pop with insertions for $20 with a coupon you could get 3 insertions for $40, 30% off was a great deal


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, but not as good as wily wheelchair wednesdays

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Old Willy was in big demand, so much so that the other Boise Boys were extremely jealous how could they compete with that dam motorized wheel chair, it seemed like cheating so they bum rushed him one evening and stool his Lithium Battery's leaving Willy in Manual Mode which effected his earning power...Willy feel on hard times, his soft hands become calloused from the manual mode (the softness of his hands was one of his huge selling points), and due to his manual mode he got really sweaty these loss's were to much for Willy to bear especially while the Hot Pants Boys were making bank


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who was in big demand, so much so that the other Boise Boys were extremely jealous how could they compete with that dam motorized wheel chair, it seemed like cheating so they bum rushed him one evening and stool his Lithium Battery's leaving Willy in Manual Mode which effected his earning power...Willy feel on hard times, his soft hands become calloused from the manual mode (the softness of his hands was one of his huge selling points), and due to his manual mode he got really sweaty these loss's were to much for Willy to bear especially while the Hot Pants Boys were making bank

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apparently the Little Grey guys had thrown them into a time loop they would need some Dilithium Crystals, a Warp Drive, and a Worm Hole to stop the insanity


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:22 am 
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They had acquired the Dilithium Crystals, a Warp Drive, and found a viable Worm Hole but when constructing their vehicle the time loop time loop would reset before they could complete construction and found themselves back at the beginning with the dawn of a new day where was Punxsutawney Phil when you needed him


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Suddenly the loop was over Bobby Boise Boy kissed the girl and it magical sent the time line along its merry way and Bobby realized he liked girls better he through off his spandex shorts and see throw top he and Mary headed to the hot new club The Glistening Ball in Metropolitan Boise to Disco Dance the night away, unfortunately he don't know much about dancing one of his legs is shorter than the other and both his feet's too long


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Cause now right along with 'em

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 12:18 pm 
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were the rest of the Boise Boys dancing the twerk emphasizing pootched out succulence of their insolent pouting rictus's


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-inine punks that they were because they had broken hearts that made them assholes


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's very hot

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