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in the shrimp juice

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:35 pm 
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yes the Shrimp had juice his small stature made him able to shred with such juice hence the name Shrimp Juice


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within the poorly structured sentence above.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:26 am 
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That will conclude the grammar portion of the event


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the Punctuation portion of the competition


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of more ............than , one Persons' - on this" forum!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 12:39 pm 
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But not I, I know I have mass quantities of punctuation; far more than mere mortal...by volume!!!


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screamed the hoarder of unused proper punctuation!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 4:27 pm 
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Yet the grammar was like poetry in motion


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of bowels not vowels

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, and the run-on sentences ran on like loose bowels

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too best exemplify throwing caution two the wind.

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He found what he thought was a fake pine cone in his anus only to realize after washing the poo off that it was the head of the the alien probe from the night before, "little bastards are getting careless" he thought then he shouted "Can't I Get Decent Customer Service Anywhere?!!!"


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Much to the dismay of his neighbor who was peacefully collecting the morning newspaper from the driveway.

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But it did explain why he was seeing bright lights through the window darkly at all hours of the night from his neighbors Peter Probinski's house accompanied by long moaning sounds


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followed by an eerie silence.

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after which Probinski engaged the legal firm of Probinsky, Chavez, and Hole.

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Hoping they could help him repair his damaged relationship with the neighbors

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and to sue the Little Guys for 1 Billion for continuous unwanted use of a private location


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