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Tonight's lecture on avoiding procrastination has been postponed.

The lector needs to mow his lawn, wash his hair and call his mother.

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The Difference Between Promotion and Marketing: If you paint a sign that says, "Circus coming to the fairground Saturday," that's Advertising. If you put that sign on an elephant and walk him through town, that's Promotion. If the elephant walks through the mayor's flower bed, that's Publicity. If you can get the mayor to laugh about it, that's Public Relations. And if you planned the elephant's walk, that's Marketing.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

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