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Somewhere north of The Bay, Yuba man's secret phone rang in his nssb. The alarm was set for arrival of the visiting


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:33 am 
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his plan was to enlighten them to the use some ease of penetration gel because you should keep it greasy so it will go down easy


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:05 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:22 pm 
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these here muffins.....some have dates, just a warning, wouldn't want scare the little guys.....
(hopefully the nuts take 'em out and we can appropriate their technology)

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:58 am 
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who live under the front porch

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:24 am 
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not sure but there is a rustling nose coming from under there


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:04 am 
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then Fido appeared with the receiver in it's mouth just in time for


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:22 pm 
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as fate would have it

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:22 pm 
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, the popular daytime soap opera

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 3:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:25 pm 
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How the MAGA Turns was having a Monday after school special


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:09 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:51 am 
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downtown, in the dining room of vito's spaghetti parlor

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:34 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:37 am 
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where they teach you how to sleep with the fish's


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:24 pm 
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and blow Bubbles

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:26 pm 
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yes Bubbles was always down for a blow job


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:40 pm 
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You probably know this, but blow jobs don't literally entail blowing on the penis, say, the way you'd cool off soup—unless your partner likes that.
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https://www.health.com/condition/sexual-health/blow-job

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:05 am 
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yes Bubbles was sure cooling soup was the ultimate training for actually field activity


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:14 am 
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, but what is actually field activity you ask

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Bubbles says a Benji will get you the answer and possibly an STD


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It was tribute night at the Log Inn. Plook & maps were right on the barrier when Stone Temple Disaster hit the stage. When Plook left to get beers, he returned to find maps diving from the


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