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in the imagination of the imaginer

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“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”

"who gives a f#ck anyway" was a mantra crackling over a long unused back-up CB Band radio system

mounted in the bed of the truck

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“Listen to everyone, read everything; believe absolutely nothing unless you can prove it in your own right!”

driven by old Fred a wayward hippie who had been living in the desert outside of Palmdale waiting for further instructions from

Suzy Creamcheese

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(of course)

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and a side of horse

from Mister Ed.

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sister margret winthrop's milky hands trembled as they haphazardly made their way

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through the collection of FZ albums

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as she excitedly searched for the shaggs

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album that contained a sheet of pure LSD inside the cover

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and 3 ultra-rare bonus tracks recorded live (+ overdubs) from
a super secret unannounced show at the elbow room in fromberg, montana!

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where they supported the Fugs

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the Vanilla Fudge were a no show after drinking fruit punch spiked by the Fugs manager

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that Diet Coke in your hand?

the Fugs had been playing that new and exciting club 3 blocks over and down the stairs The Not So Secret Basement they didn't have money for a marquee so no one ever knew who was playing....so totally cool all the hippest people hung out there

around the same time as Filipino Ray was doing a roaring trade in copies of Mao's little red book,
they were absolutely flying out of the trunk of his mothers Cadillac.....
The red Levi's weren't doing so well.....

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that Diet Coke in your hand?

only hippest of the hip were allowed

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to have teeth/shoes like that

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for only they could control the power of such glimmering accessories

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but only one could control the bedazzlement power of the Disco Ball, after years of study under the tutelage of the Disco Zen Master Ching Ching of Bling Bling Danny Rhinestone was ready to take over

from

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Rudy

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that Diet Coke in your hand?

for $20,000 a day

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or per diem as they say in show business, which at this point is exactly where Rudy is.....

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Hey Punk, where you goin' with that Diet Coke in your hand?