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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:20 pm 
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Good morning citizens, welcome to a bleak looking Monday morning in paradise,
the 35th and final day of my/our premature lockdown.

Tomorrow NZ drops to Alert Level Three, which signals a return to clothes shoes
and the workplace for me..... :P

But until then, let the music play.....

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:20 pm 
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one for Philo' and Malo' and DaveO' who's been mia for a while now.....

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:42 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:42 am 
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Our weather has turned to custard, we are presently being treated to gale force winds and a little thunder storm.....
There are currently three cats, Pecky Becky the resident peahen and Pinky the piglet gathered together in a
feathery furry purry mound in front of the fire.....Pecky appears to be in charge.....

I have to keep reminding myself that officially we don't have any pets..... :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:37 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:03 pm 
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Good evening citizens and welcome to the remnants of what was a sunny Tuesday,
my first day back at the coal face :P

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:56 pm 
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Welcome to a windy Wednesday evening in paradise, another exhausting day in the trenches, but we're getting there.
Catching up on the backlog is going to take sometime to complete, thankfully the powers that be have realistic
expectations on our workload.....

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:40 am 
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:40 am 
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Good evening citizens and welcome to a freezing Friday night in paradise.....
I'm a little late to the party tonight as I was stopped by the police on the way
home from work and given the third degree for being out and about during the
lock-down Alert Level Three.
Constable Dibble refused to believe that I had been at work and rang my boss to
confirm my "story". Dibble was a little put out that I had been telling the truth,
and proceeded to accuse me of driving whilst intoxicated, which was a fair call as
the workplace hand sanitizer that I have been using liberally for the last four days
smells like cheap gin. After I had passed not one but two breathalyzer tests, the
second of which had to be delivered, luckily as it turned out, by a another patrol car
he then conducted a fruitless search of both me and the Ghostmobile in minute detail
under the 1975 misuse of drugs act, because long hair + beard = drugs and or
weapons.
Now, as this is not my first rodeo, I had been polite and totally cooperative throughout
this hour and a half of bogusness and, unlike Dibble I had kept my wit and sarcasm
locked up tight in it's box, all my paperwork was in order the Ghostmobile is registered
and warranted and in tiptop condition.....Constable Dibble then suggested that he would
follow me home and search the cave. I explained that there was a vulnerable person
staying with us in the cave and he would need a very good reason to violate our bubble
endangering Cookie and the little woman, I asked to speak to his shift Sargent, Dibble
with a combination smirk/shit eating grin said you're in luck she's in the second patrol car.
Shazam! his Sargent appears, they have a brief conversation, she looks at my drivers license,
sends him back to his car, hops into the Ghostmobile and says well if it isn't the grayghost! :o
Back in the late 80's I went out with Michelle for around six Months shortly
after the termination of my marriage to the not so little bitch from hell.
Back then Michelle was a recruit at Police training college, at 6' 10" of blond bombshell
she had 7" on me, and had 7" in her was the old joke.....
Michelle was one of Cookie's friends, which is how we met.
I congratulated her on her promotion, we exchanged all the relevant phone numbers
and promised to catch up after the lockdown, and I was free to go.

I refrained from giving Constable Dibble a toot on the horn as I drove away.


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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2020 1:58 pm 
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Saturday morning and the stereo is calling

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Welcome to a stormy Sunday morning in paradise.....

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